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Red Hot Holiday Adult Sex Toy Gifts for Him

So you're looking to heat things up for the holidays, and you don't mean the Christmas ham. This time of year provides the perfect opportunity to both rejuvenate the old as well as to try things new. Give him a gift that allows the two of you to focus on each other. The following items are unlikely to turn up in Santa's sack, but sure to rate high on your guy's list.

Gift Wrapping Is Key. The most mundane of gifts can take on new interest when wrapped in a fancy box, with ribbon and all the trimmings. Let your guy know that 'All I Want for Christmas Is You.' Present him with a festive red mesh thong, and you'll have the added benefit of unwrapping a special package of your own.

Perhaps you are looking to inject a bit more humor into your gift-giving. The unique elephant undies, complete with movable trunk, will bring out the animal in him. And your Christmas lights will dim in comparison to your man donning the flashing disco light underwear. Not since Rudolph's nose has a light glowed so brightly!

A Time to Indulge

Between holiday parties, cookies and gift baskets everywhere you turn in the office, and the lavish spread on the day itself, the holidays have a decadently fattening effect on the waistline. The following delicacies will allow you and your guy to get more bang for your buck. How about turning you or your guy into a living ice cream sundae. Pour the Chocolate Fantasy Body Topping all over you or your guy. Add cherry or strawberry whipped crème, complete with candy sprinkles. A variety of whipped cream flavors are available. Bon appetit!

The holidays often bring back fond memories of childhood and the wonder and hope of the season through a young one's eyes. Feel free to regress, with a mature twist on an old favorite'chocolate body finger paints. And unlike your childhood paints'these are safe (and encouraged) to eat! Need a larger variety of colors to express your artistic side? Use your man's body as a canvas with the fruit-flavored and multi-colored adult paint box. Perhaps your tastes run to more psychedelic? The glow in the dark finger paints, in four colors, will have you and your partner radiating with a light of your own.

Not a fan of lumpy, heavy Christmas pudding? The three flavor gift set of body pudding could be more to your liking. Old time classics stand the test of time for a reason'why mess with tradition? Peterbutter, in a variety of flavors, is a proven favorite for good reason.

Lotions And Potions.

Want to keep your lovemaking smoldering for as long as that infamous television yuletide log? You may have heard about the wonderous effects of Yohimbe. You and your guy can experience it's amazing, erection-sustaining qualities with the Yohimbe Erection Lotion. Or try the Stud Power Sex Oil which combines the energizing of Ginseng, with a super slick lubricant.

Warm up those chilly nights with your own body heat'and the luxury of sensual massage. Liquid Love, which comes in a variety of flavors (I prefer Choco Cherry myself), tastes great'and heats up in your hands and on your body. Or let your man lick warm cinnamon schnapps off your breast with the Hot Hooters Warming Booby Oil. If you and your guy are hard core lovers of massage, you may want to invest a kit. The Sensual Lover Massage Kit is a fine choice, with everything that you need for mutual indulgence.

Games That Make Candyland Seem Like Child's Play.

What could be more fun than a game that the two of you could use to play with each other? Bring yourself back to your playground days with the Love Swing built for two. Miss the days when you could play make-believe? The Fantasy Card Game can allow you and your guy to tap into your imagination and role play to your heart, mind and body's content. Or try the Exploring Ultimate Fantasies Game, which contains a plethora of props such as a special vibrator, two kinds of cards, a feather, and Spanish fly. In our busy lives, foreplay often gets pushed to the wayside. Slow it down, experiment and make a game of it with the Foreplaying Cards. Does your guy need extra motivation? Speak his language'the Foreplaying Dart Game combines a variety of sports. Does your man prefer the television to the written word? The Sex Games for Couple video is a must-watch for the two of you.

New Year, New Beginnings.

Make it you and your partner's resolution to try something new, and do something different, during the upcoming year. There are a variety of games and videos to assist you in doing so.

Massage.

The Sensual Massage Video and Book Set or the Erotic Massage Video lead by example, showing you and your partner the fine art of bringing each other pleasure. Getting In Tune With One Another. The Erogenous Zone Game enables the two of you arouse all five of the body's senses and to hone in on each other's most vulnerable spots. The Loving Game, a classic by Penthouse, provides for exploration of yourself and your partner. Sexual Positions. Has the missionary position grown old? If so, the Sexual Positions Video and Book Set or the Sexual Positions for Lovers Video will provide the two of you with ideas to sustain you through the New Year. Does your guy already claim considerable prowess in this area? Challenge him with the Advanced Sexual Techniques Video. Off the Beaten Path. Care to try something a bit more cerebral? The Tantric Guide to Sexual Potency and the Kama Sutra Game will fulfill both your minds and bodies.

Get Kinky. Have you or your partner been naughty and coal won't serve to punish you enough? The Beginners Bondage Kit will allow for the discipline you so richly need and deserve. As an added bonus-it glows in the dark! Enjoy your holidays, and be sure to play safe! Our mistletoe condoms provide protection and are cute as hell to boot. Cheers!

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Red Hot Holiday Adult Toy Gifts for Her

Looking for something festive for that special woman in your life? Mistletoe is cliché, and will only get you so far. The following suggestions will ensure that those chilly winter nights are spent nestled in bed (or wherever else you'd prefer to nestle) with your lady, and that you don't wind up alone holding your stocking full of coal.

Massagers-A Classic Favorite

What better way to thaw things out with a sizzling red dragon lady massager? Fun to use both alone and together, this top-selling item will have your woman carolling at the top of her lungs all night long.

Festive Holiday Wear

Want to see your lady outfitted in her holiday best? Help yourself get through a day spent with the relatives by imagining your love wearing these red crotchless panties or red peek a boo set. The wait to get home to unwrap her will be as painstaking as waiting for Santa to slide down the chimney (but infinitely more rewarding). Equally sexy, but perhaps better reserved for the privacy of your own home are the vibrant red patent leather bra and g-string. Or kick back with a cup of eggnog or other spirit of choice and let her jingle your bells clad in red sequined body tassels with matching red thigh high boots. There will definitely be more than chestnuts roasting on the open fire.

When Only the Kinky Will Do? Want to ensure that your lady addresses you as Father Christmas from here on out? Slip the red satin love mask over her lovely eyes, slip her wrists into the plush red love cuffs, and take her over the river and through the woods.

Gifts That You Can Play With Together? Looking for a special present that you can enjoy into the New Year? An x-rated coupon booklet makes a fine stocking stuffer The edible undies couple's set provides a tasty morsel to feast upon after the Christmas cookies and fruitcake have been reduced to crumbs. And what better way to hibernate for the winter than curled up together poring over the Pictoral Guide to Tantric Sex Positions?

The days are getting shorter and the nights longer'take advantage of it. Cheers!