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Hello Doctor? I need some intense therapy for my sickness. Anyone who even wants to screw an animal needs a cell, padded preferbly.

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Elsie is probally the best lay I ever had.I fuck her every night,dip my 4^ manhood into this barn yard slut and I go crazy

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i tell you whut, i went up in this here cow and she was justa mooin an a hollerin and tell you what, i busted me off a but nut in there there butthole. YEEEE-HAAAWWWW

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this was great I bought a dozen of these and me n some of my friends spend weeks in the garage go elsie go

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I love me some cow ass. There is no better feeling than pounding this magnificent piece of inflatable beef in the ass while eating a fat greasy cheeseburger. WOW!

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Wow!!!! This cow is fucking amazing!! I dumped my chick two days later... I'll never go back!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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you people are fucking sick, you need some help if you actually enjoy fucking animals and beach ball material that resembles animals

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I love this cow. I pound her pussy every night before bed. You need to lube up but it sure is a wonderful ride.

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Great fuck......I love to ram her like a prison bitch and listen to her moan with a authentic bovine orgasm.

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oh man, who fucks a cow? who wants to fuck a cow? lets be serious, a cow? personally i like real woman pussy, nice and tight, and not large and bovine, you are some sick fucks

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it was a great product but it is hard to fuck unless you lube it up only good if you have a 6inch or less dick i have a 8 inch and 2 inchs were out in the open

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Very nice. I enjoyed her deep pussy and her 'orgasms' which made me cum quickly.

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Exellent! this cow is so amazing...I also have ^Little Daisy cow^" who ^"moos^" as you screw her cunt with no need to tip her upside down. For a really creamy experience

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SWEET........best bit of beef i have ever had. and the free lube made it so much more smoother for an easy ride.

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This is it boys. I stocked up on these so I can get laid by a cow but still get a special feeling from each one. I wish everyone in the world got one for free and the world would be a better place. Peace and love in Christ y'all... Late

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I don't know what that other guy was talking about, this product seemed interesting at first, but got old quick. The mooing sound doesn't work very well either. I say find a nice farmer that will lend you one of his cows, if that's your thing.

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I LOVED THIS THING! Really did the trick...but if you can get a real cow, go to town, my friend. However, for those who are just curious and don't have any cows available, this is good too.

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