REVIEWS

Porta pussy
$21.45

Porta pussy
By MFO_93 See all my reviews

Well, take it out of the canister. Squirt lube inside the hole and alot. Spread lube around the opening. Slide your cock in and go to town. Very good buy.

By David See all my reviews

This was great, this is my first, and I have done just about everything but sex toys, I also got another one with this one. This one is just blissfull. I recommend this one for EVERY one for a first one, its cheap, and able to be kept secret. Just remember lube! I'm guessing the last guy just forgot the lube or just has a really big finger and no lube. Silly goose!

By TylerDurden See all my reviews

The other reviews on this are liars or pencil dicks. I couldn't get my middle finger in it much less my dick. If you have the dick of a 8 year old this might work. But if you are even below average save your money and look for something else. This is totally wortless and you won't find out until you get it home. This product needs to be removed from sale. What part of ^it don't work ^" do you not understand."

By David See all my reviews

I've got to tell you...for a product obviously inspired by the fleshlight, this thing, at a third of what I paid for my fleshlight, can do some mightyfine work! I too like the sucking AND the never-dry nature of this setup, usually use it as the previous reviewer described, and am also able to go at it again after a cooldown period. I've also used this VERY regularly in the car on a three hour trip I make weekly. Prelubed and ready, it makes the dull abandoned freeway trip much more interesting...but in this orientation, be prepared to do some cleanup!

By UncleSmith See all my reviews

With a lot of lube, and sandwiched between the couch cushions (vertically so I can lay down on the couch and insert!) this thing was wonderful! The nice thing about it is since it's sealed, it sucks on you as you pull out. After the first spurt-o-rama, I just laid there for a while. What I didn't expect was to be able to go at it again since things don't dry out! Spurt-o-thon!






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